A four-panel black-and-white comic by Madscott. Panel 1: A stern-faced cat sits alone off panel someone says "Yes, hello... can you please get some help." Panel 2: A second, smaller and more cheerful cat has joined the first; the person off panel clarifies "I was hoping for some human help actually." Panel 3: The perspective shifts to ground level, revealing the recurring bearded man lying flat on the floor, looking up with a pained expression, saying "I know that laying here looks like fun..." Panel 4: A wide shot of the room shows the man splayed on the floor near a window and bookshelf, surrounded by multiple cats sitting calmly nearby, with the speech bubble completing his thought: "But I'm in a lot of pain." The humor lands on the cats' total indifference — one halfheartedly attempted to summon help, but the others are simply enjoying the spectacle of their human on the floor, which to them probably does look like a perfectly reasonable place to lie down.

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Help
Posted on April 3, 2026 by Scott

Cats will not rescue you or get help.. they may sell tickets to your discomfort though

Updates

Posted on July 21, 2017 by Scott
So.. I’ve been lazy and developed the bad habit of just uploading files to facebook.. that makes this a bad site and I need to fix that. I grabbed the files off facebook and was going to post them here but then I realized they were formatted wrong.. crap. Okay I need to get organized

Comic Related News

Posted on December 7, 2016 by Scott
Something of an interesting update. While at the Holiday Geek Expo I scored a “Comic Note Book”. It’s kind of hefty and I’m going to try to do daily updates in it. Check it out. comic note book