Every year when I grow my beard out I look just a little more like Santa.
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#959. Too Much
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#958. Welcome
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#957. Top of 2023
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#956. No Refunds
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#955. Skull and Crossed Canes
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#954. Elf Makers Union 001
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#953. It’s the only outcome
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#952. Can’t win
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#951. He’s also checking his list
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#950. Who’s fault
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Voice of Reason
- Get pizza instead.
- Maybe limit the number of fingers you might lose to one.
- If the fire only takes off hair then it’s not a big enough fire.
- You are only going too fast if you also need to turn. If no turning is needed keep going forward.
- An angry bear is only dangerous to people to proud to trip a friend
- You can put your boots in the oven but that don’t make ’em biscuits
- If you can’t solve a problem with a hammer you clearly need a bigger hammer